Funny and Gross

You have been warned.

We will start with the funny.

So I met up with Trish today to get new phones (woo hoo! I have a new phone... but you may have to call me so that I can get your number back). We stopped at her house first and she had found some of my old stuff. Including these:



Those are earrings I actually wore... man it really was the '80s wasn't it? I think the ones in the upper right corner are actually for Barbie's but you put them on your own earrings too. I was soooo cool. Do I seem like a hearts and teddy bears kind of girl to you? I do not remember my parents letting me smoke the crack, but apparently they did.

Now the GROSS... Court, you may not want to look at these.



My foot:



I was trimming my nails last night, and I looked down (apparently I don't often check the bottom of my feet) and saw this. The picture isn't that good, but can you see how the heel looks like the side of a fish, all scaly? I immediately put on lotion and have vowed to myself that I will continue to put it on day and night. I am used to my feet being disgusting, but this is too much for even me. Some people suggest I go to a medi-spa, but I truly think they would turn me away for being too disgustin.g.

Now for the grossest thing EVER... other find from the stuff Trish gave me:



Can you tell what that is?

That is correct it is a tooth. When I found this I immediately thought of Courtney and her dream (nightmare) of all of her teeth falling out. I know it is mine. I remember keeping it. I do not remember why I kept it or when I lost it. But rest assured I have thrown it away now.