So I don't feel like doing my actual work and this idea/thought struck me as funny this morning. Although it may make you all feel differently about me I am going to tell it anyway.
So, as you may or may not know, during the week, when I am making food for myself I have decided not eat meat or at least very little meat. This means that I am eating a lot of beans (thanks Dad!) and I am therefore gassy.
As you may also know I walk to work every morning. I often listen to my iPod. I have special earphones, to help block out the noise... this is important... and this often makes me forget that even if I can't hear things, other people can.
This is where the previous two paragraphs converge. Normally, before farting I make sure no one else is around. Usually they are silent, but I still don't want to leave the odor lingering for others. This morning, apparently I forgot that just because I couldn't hear myself farting didn't mean that those around me couldn't hear it, because I definitely farted in front of various other people walking to work.
The great thing about the headphones though is that even if they said anything, I did not hear them and I kept walking.
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Jaded. D'oh, that doesn't sounds very John Hughes-y.
2 comments:
See, this is why we love you Turk. You are honest about things that we could never even think about writing on our blogs for all the world to see. It's an art, I feel, concealing the noise and smell of a fart from a judgemental public. So much in common.
Heh. I worry about this all the time at the gym. At least it's noisier there. And usually I chose equipment far away from other people (not just because of the gas, because - nevermind). Anyway, don't feel bad. It's not like you'll ever see those people again!
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