Do I stink?
Do I talk too much?
Am I annoying?
What have I done to offend you?
Do you not love me?
Why, oh why haven't there been any emails yesterday or today?
The little G-mail talk/notifier in my taskbar is taunting me. The little talk bubble is just sitting there with no red "M"/Envelope. Do I check g-mail anyway, hoping that the notifier just hasn't check for e-mail in the last 45 second? Yes, yes I do. Is there anything there from anybody? No, no there is not. Not even spam or a bill.
Nobody loves me.
Everybondy hates me.
Think I'll go and eat worms.
Long ones.
Short ones.
Fat ones.
Thin ones.
See how they wriggle and squirm.
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Yes, you are dumped ON '06. Sorry, man. This is what happens when we actually see each other in person.
Whoa, you really were bored. I'm fascinated by the little "horsehair" worms. Also, what's this about a Gmail notifier? I always just leave my email open at work. But is there another way? Please enlighten me. Then, and only then, will I consider not dumping you in '06.
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