I can't believe that I am even admitting to this... I went on a walk this afternoon, but didn't want to take my purse. However, I did want to take my wallet, camera, and some papers with me. Being as the walk was going to be about 2.5 miles round trip I knew I needed to be comfortable, which walking with the papers in one hand and the wallet and camera in the other , or any other combination was not. So, I broke down and put my wallet in my bra. That is correct. I used my bra as a carrying device for other something other than the obvious. Just like you see all the slightly (or not so slightly as the case may be) run-down women in movies store the cash there, I put my wallet there (sans money though since I have none). I am so ashamed.
UPDATE: 1:00 AM Oct 7, 2005
So I was changing into my PJs (sorry, not shants), and I noticed a slight discoloration around the upper breast area...my orange wallet DYED my boob from the sweat while I was walking. Who knew this would happen?
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2 comments:
That's what you get for not bringing your purse! Is it so hard, really?
Dear Turk,
You are my hero.
Sincerely,
Sarah
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