I should wait two more days to make it 5 months

Or, I could point you to look at my flickr! account to see the fruits of my new toy.

Turk "Crazy Eyes" Brunsman

So, I bought fake eyelashes today....

Before:


After:



With mascara:



What do you think?

I am unsure. I think they have potential, but I need way more practice.

By Popular Vote

Or, not really... more like a decree... the winning name of my bike:

Hurley!

Yes after Lost, but I feel like it may also make me feel all hurley and/or it may hurl me off the seat.

I want to ride my Bicycle!

( you should have been hearing Queen in your head)



The bike is awesome. But I am afraid of it.. it is the scariest bike I have ever been on. The tires are so small... and I, I am not small. I feel like I will break it, and I am terrified of crashing (it doesn't help that when I went for my test ride I totally crashed into a hanging "for sale" sign).

Regardless, I feel I will grow to love this bike (but that may not be until after my ass builds up calluses). In an effort to encourage these feeling I think it needs a name and you know what that means? Vote!

1) Bicicleta
2) Mr. McBike
3) Sir Bikes-a-lot
4) Roberto

Had to

46%

This man is crazy.

Do you remember Rulon Gardner? Probably not. He is the American Greco-Roman wrestler that surprised the world and won a Gold Medal in the Sydney Olympics. Well apparently he has a lucky streak when it comes to surviving improbable events (scroll down to survival stories). This is not what makes him crazy. What makes him ape-shit crazy (as I learned from him on The National Geographic: The Science of Winter), he keeps the toe that he had AMPUTATED in his refrigerator. And he showed it to the camera. And it was worse than any lab specimen that I have ever seen. I think I might have to go throw-up.

So Cool.

The Library of Congress on Flickr. Is it wrong that the first thing I thought was "Awesome, now I can decorate my living room!" ? Regardless, I can't wait to look through all of these pictures.

Squicky, but also kind of hilarious.

linked from SmartBitches ... Who also have a very interesting and lively debate about plagiarism going on.

Big Dork. Huge DORK.

First, Happy New Year!

Second, you would think that I would want to show myself in the best light possible. Instead here is a picture of me with my favorite snack.



Does it make a difference that they are Bar-B-Q?